The Librarian's Vampire Assistant, Book 4 by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
Author:Mimi Jean Pamfiloff [Pamfiloff, Mimi Jean]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fiction, Romance, paranormal
Publisher: Mimi Boutique, a Paper & Silver, Inc. Imprint
Published: 2019-12-03T05:00:00+00:00
Once on the road and feeling the relief of being inside an enclosed vehicle that does not freeze my gonads, I call and check in with Lula.
âHello, Boner!â she sings out over loud music.
Boner? âHow many cookies have you eaten, Lula?â I growl.
âJust two or maybe ten. I lost count.â
âLula, you are supposed to be keeping an eye on Miriam.â
âSheâs chilling. Taking pictures. Did I tell you weâve been playing two minutes in the coffin?â
A kissing game. Two vampires go in and make out. How wonderful. Itâs a frat party. âAs long as youâre keeping everyone busy, especially Nice. Hold on. He is not making Miriam participate, is he?â
âNo, he wonât allow that. Sheâs safe, I promise,â Lula whispers and then starts speaking loudly for effect. Someone must be near her and listening. âOhhhhâ¦so many kisses, Boner. So wet. So much tongue.â She sighs.
I sigh, too, but with relief. Lula is faking it. That explains why sheâs calling me Boner. Wouldnât be wise to let on she is speaking with me. âThank you for what you are doing. If you get a chance, tell Miriam I am heading to the second stop. I will call when I arrive.â
âOh! I gotta go. Itâs my turn. Buh-bye!â
She ends the call. I wonder what Miriam is doing. She cannot really be taking photos. Probably hiding in the corner, wondering how she got to such a low point in her life.
I am about to set the phone down when a text comes in.
Lula: Ewwwâ¦I got paired up with Nice! You so owe me!
I do not wish to diminish the sacrifice she is making; however, the truth is we will not be even until Miriam and Stella are safe. This situation is partly Lulaâs fault. At the very least, it could have been avoided. She involved Nice in the effort to stop Clive, knowing that Nice was the only vampire powerful enough to take Clive out. Where Lula went wrong was not trusting me and filling me in on her plan. She had her reasons, mainly not wanting me to do anything to tip anyone off about how they were working behind the scenes to derail Clive, but thatâs not a good enough reason. We knew Nice had gone off the deep end and developed an obsession with Miriam. Had I been aware he would play a role in stopping Clive, I would have ensured Miriam was hidden and kept far away from him.
Of course, I am far too old not to know that hindsight is twenty-twenty. If I were able to rewind my life, I can honestly say that I would have made different choices. I sure as hell would have stopped Nice from taking Miriam. It was my job to protect her, and I failed.
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